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Words of wisdom:

Where will I poop and pee?

Pooping and peeing are basic human functions that we all must perform. Bathroom visits are simple in a sticks and bricks house with indoor plumbing but take some planning in a camper.

restroom facilities

The simplest approach is to stay near places where toilet facilities are available. This might be in paid campsites, a friend's driveway, 24hr stores, fast food joints, rest areas, etc.

in the van

The first thing to know is that solids and liquids must be kept seperate1).

pee

images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com_images_i_41cwrz4v7ll._ac_us218_.jpgPeeing in the van is fairly simple: pee in a bottle and dump it later. Gatorade bottles are preferred by many men because of the wide opening.

Women and transfolk may find a Go Girl type device helpful. Consider this amazon review:

I peed everywhere. That bush? Yep. Peed on it! That tree? Uh huh. Peed on it. Those tiny woodland creatures? Screw you, b*tches! Peed on them. I peed in the sun. I peed in the rain. I peed just for fun. I peed down a drain. I peed in the light. I peed in the dark. I peed left and right. I peed in the park…

poop

The most common poop recepticle for van use is the bucket toilet. At it's simplest, it's a bucket with some kind of liner for easy removal. The deluxe bucket toilet (~$20) has a seat/lid and may also involve sawdust or kitty litter.

Composting toilets don't have to be emptied after each use but cost many hundreds of dollars. See why the bucket is so popular?

1) exceptions are plumbed (black tank) and chemical toilets, both relatively rare in vans
toilet/intro.txt · Last modified: 2019/02/18 09:13 by frater_secessus